Before this Bio begins, I would like to say “What’s up!” to all the morning DJs glancing at this page while I sit across from you, pretending to be down to Earth.

I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted.

As a freshman in High School I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction.

I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel.

I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I am currently on the road “writing” my next hour.

I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. I have an upcoming animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

That’s it. Go fuck yourself.